Joan Laporta Hires A Porn Star

22 Nov

Speaking of those rather inconvenient and pesky elections, the most exciting candidate of the lot is none other than Barcelona’s former President Joan Laporta. Known for his off the field shenanigans as President (see above and below), Laporta formed the Solidaritat Catalana per la Independència immediately following his second term – a staunchly separatist political party seeking Catalan sovereignty from Spain. As his newly formed party is only a few months old, Laporta decided it, as well as his own candidacy, needed a PR shot of adrenaline…so he employed the services of a porn star.

María Lapiedra is her name. Prancing around naked is her game. Laporta has used Lapiedra at a number of rallies, but most notably in a number of riskay advertisements for the party. One features the glamorous vixen wrapped in a Catalan flag dancing around in a bikini in front of Real Madrid’s Santiago Bernabeu stadium.


While I’m furious the match has been moved to Monday, this somewhat makes up for it. Could you imagine the victory party should Laporta and his party win? Could you imagine his tenure as President?! Strippers, booze, yachts, parties, helicopters, and strippers. He may be bad with numbers, but he still gets my vote.

Jump ahead for pictures of Ms. Lapiedra as well as some of her recent work for the party:

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