Fat Ronaldo returns with a BANG

15 Oct

Fat Ronaldo, sidelined with an injury and incessant trips to McDonalds, held a press conference yesterday to announce his intentions of returning to the field for Corinthians this weekend.

At the conclusion of his remarks, Ronaldo lit a smoke bomb on stage with a little shit-smirk on his face. He later explained, “It was given to me by a comedian. I play poorly, and then disappear into the mist.”

Well that sure is promising for Corinthians fans. The guy is already making his own jokes about how bad he’ll be when he returns to the field! Unfortunately for Ronaldo, he may need a little bit more than smoke to make his plump frame disappear. Something more along the lines of fruits and vegetables might do…

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