Dutch Kung-Fu Part 2

9 Aug

Of course you all remember Nigel De Jong’s flying kung-fu cleat to Xabi Alonso’s chest. It seems the Dutch, who have completely forgotten how to play flowing, attacking football, have resorted to martial arts. This past weekend, Sensei De Jong’s newest apprentice made him very proud.

Royston Drenthe, the underachieving, lackluster, and unimpressive midfielder/defender for Real Madrid showcased his years of training in the Rose Bowl Saturday night. With Bruce Lee and Mr. Miyagi looking down from the heavens, and De Jong watching intently from the confines of his dojo, Drenthe unleashed a thunderous right foot into the chest of the LA Galaxy’s Juninho. Practice makes perfect:

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: