Carlos Tevez is Getting Grimey

27 Jul

I’ll just get right to the point. Carlos Tevez (26) has decided women his age aren’t mature enough so he’s chosen an 18 year old actress named Brenda Asnicar instead.

It was reported a few weeks back that Tevez and his new squeeze were dating behind the scenes. Nobody truly knew anything concrete as the couple remained hush hush and out of sight. Until now…

Brenda broke her silence on a radio interview saying, “He’s very handsome, but I am very careful about my private life.” Hold on one second there missy. Handsome?! Maybe she’s just too young to truly appreciate a handsome man, because the last time I checked, her boyfriend looks more like Ugly Betty than Fabio. Let’s just hope there’s no neck foreplay.

Brenda is a tricky WAG to cover, and for obvious reasons. Please be assured that she turned the legal age to buy cigarettes in the U.S. when these photos were taken.


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